“Private equity may ultimately face the same problem as many AI startups: there is no clear exit strategy for these investments. In the absence of real liquidity, firms will likely resort to all manner of financial engineering (read: bullshit) —marking up portfolio companies using internally generated valuations, charging fees on those inflated marks, and using those marks to entice new commitments from limited partners.”
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Private equity may ultimately face the same lack of a clear exit strategy as many AI startups, and in the absence of real liquidity, firms will likely resort to financial engineering such as marking up portfolio companies with internal valuations, charging fees on those marks, and using them to attract new commitments from limited partners.
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Where and when Ed Zitron wrote it
Where's Your Ed At, AI Is A Money Trap, paragraph 166.
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- in the absence of real liquidity (antecedent, stated by the speaker)
- may ultimately (qualifier, stated by the speaker)
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- in the absence of real liquidity
- may ultimately
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: Where's Your Ed At, AI Is A Money Trap
Private equity may ultimately face the same problem as many AI startups: there is no clear exit strategy for these investments. In the absence of real liquidity, firms will likely resort to all manner of financial engineering (read: bullshit) —marking up portfolio companies using internally generated valuations, charging fees on those inflated marks, and using those marks to entice new commitments from limited partners.
- Where
- paragraph 166
- Published
- 2025-08-06
- Source observed
- , live page
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- full text, public
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- Assessment wyea-ai-is-a-money-trap-f51c03-a1: Current. Outcome: Can’t be checked. Not checked against evidence. Public date not recorded.
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